Armpits Quote by Richard B. Knight

“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.”

— Hank Moody

“There are only three things I do. I read. I write. And I fart glitter.”

— Ksenia Anske

She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.

— Blink 182

“Sometimes I think hanging out with boys would be an awful lot simpler. And then I remember how much they like to make fart…

— Lauren Henderson

“How many people make a career out of writing anyway?' Cath snapped. She felt like everything inside her was snapping. Her nerves. Her temper.…

— Rainbow Rowell

“Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts.”

— Helen Landalf

“If I could cook I wouldn’t have to study my ass off at school and I would have tried to find a man to…

— Carolina Soto

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Dad also has the loudest, stinkiest farts in creation. I don’t know how he manages to control them at work, or even if he…

— Atheneum Books for Young Readers

“The only real job of a teacher, especially a writing teacher, is to help students find themselves.”

— Derrick Jensen

“I write because I have to; because I wouldn't know what to do with my hands if I didn't.”

— Angeline Trevena

“A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing…

— Robin Schone