Humor Quote by Carolina Soto

“Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would be writing a cookbook. I never liked helping in the kitchen when I was…

— N.T. Alcuaz

“I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.”

— Sonia Rumzi

“If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat.”

— Cassandra Clare

“I liked the way he handled himself in the kitchen. I like men who cook. Men who cook are generally good lovers.”

— Janice Dickinson

“Realizing how neglected my education in the kitchen had been, she immediately started my cooking lessons. I”

— N.T. Alcuaz

“To let her imagine how great a lover I’d be, I ate soup with chopsticks. She went home with another man, but I’ll bet…

— Jarod Kintz

“I just wanted to be an ordinary girl, married to a man who would provide me with a municipal tap, and three meals a…

— Rasana Atreya

“Cooking reminds me that I am capable of taking care of myself and worthy of taking care of and nourishing myself.”

— Roxane Gay

“But what I liked most of all about cooking was simple. I had learned to make people happy. I'd discovered that food does not…

— Christopher J. Yates

“Cooking wasn’t so bad, I thought. In fact, it was a lot like sex. Sometimes it didn’t seem like such a good idea in…

— Janet Evanovich

“Actually, I wish you were a chef. Then I'd get something out of this relationship.”

— Wesley Chu

“So there I was eating haute cuisine in a mobile home. He cooked for me as seduction, a courtship, so that I'd never again…

— Kristin Kimball