Armpits Quote by Dan Jenkins

“Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.” quote by Dan Jenkins — Download Open image

“Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with soaring armpits.”

Dan Jenkins

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I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

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