I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice. — Kurt Rambis Copy Share Image
Winning is like deodorant - it comes up and a lot of things don't stink. — Doc Rivers Copy Share Image
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. — James Naismith Copy Share Image
We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared. — Pat Williams Copy Share Image
Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' — Jack McMahon Copy Share Image
If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to! — Jeff Van Gundy Copy Share Image
I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air. — Norm Sloan Copy Share Image
After Michael Jordan had scored a play-off record 69 points - I'll always remember this as the night Michael and I combined… — Stacey King Copy Share Image
You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guys' O. It makes your… — Paul Westphal Copy Share Image
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling was recorded on tape making racist comments. He now has been banned from the league for life.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike. — Alvin Robertson Copy Share Image
There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics. Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass. — George Raveling Copy Share Image
It is necessary to any originality to have the courage to be an amateur. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
In my prime I could have handled Michael Jordan. Of course, he would be only 12 years old. — Jerry Sloan Copy Share Image
When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do. — Darryl Dawkins Copy Share Image
On females officiating in the NBA -Incompetence should not be confined to one sex. — Bill Russell Copy Share Image
On the best tactic when playing alongside Kareem Abdul-Jabbar- Just give him the ball. — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd lead the NBA in rebounding, but I got a lot of help from my team-mates - they did… — Moses Malone Copy Share Image
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I was young, I never wanted to leave the court until I got things exactly correct. My dream was to become… — Larry Bird Copy Share Image
I just pulled a Dwight Howard at Starbucks - I kept changing my order until they finally just gave me 4 different coffees. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the… — John Paxson Copy Share Image
I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I… — Frank Layden Copy Share Image
We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared. Pat Williams When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando… — Mychal Thompson Copy Share Image
