I'm in favour of drug tests, just so long as they are multiple choice. — Kurt Rambis Copy Share Image
Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to! — Jeff Van Gundy Copy Share Image
The way my team are doing, we could get Wilt Chamberlain in a trade and find out that he's really two midgets… — Gene Shue Copy Share Image
Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass. — George Raveling Copy Share Image
It is necessary to any originality to have the courage to be an amateur. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air. — Norm Sloan Copy Share Image
If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs,… — Bobby Knight Copy Share Image
Here's a six-foot-ten guy in sneakers and the lady's asking me, 'Profession?' — Jack McMahon Copy Share Image
I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
We told Stanley Roberts to go on a water diet, and Lake Superior disappeared. Pat Williams When Xavier McDaniel plays against Orlando… — Mychal Thompson Copy Share Image
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. — James Naismith Copy Share Image
L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling was recorded on tape making racist comments. He now has been banned from the league for life.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Magic Johnson is the best player who plays on the ground, and Michael Jordan is the best player who plays in the… — John Paxson Copy Share Image
You can run a lot of plays when your X is twice as big as the other guys' O. It makes your… — Paul Westphal Copy Share Image
Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
