Armpits Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth Download Open image “Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Armpits Combs Funny Hair Left Men Never trust Never trust a man Trust
I say never trust a man who combs his hair so as to cover his shiny dome and then flaunts a wife young enough… — Mike Cernovich Copy Share Image
I don't trust anyone who does their own hair. I don't think it's natural. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
When you're in a seat getting your hair done, there's this instant trust. — Henry Golding Copy Share Image
“any man over forty who deliberately combs his hair forward in a child’s fringe has something suspect about him,” — William Boyd Copy Share Image
There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life. — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
Give a man a chance, and he'll be so casual that he won't bathe, shave, or comb his hair. He'll just depend on his… — Elsa Schiaparelli Copy Share Image
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
“Father [Teddy] always wanted to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every christening.” — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
... [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just… — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
If YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT ANYONE..COME SIT BY ME. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul? — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For several days before you put it in the mail, carry your tax return around under your armpit. No IRS agent is going to want to spend hours poring over a sweat-stained document. So even if… — Dave Barry Copy Share
“Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the… — Robert L. Slater Copy Share Image
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