Combs Quote by Rich Hall

The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.

— Dave Barry

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald

— Chinese Proverbs

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

— Martial

“any man over forty who deliberately combs his hair forward in a child’s fringe has something suspect about him,”

— William Boyd

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

— Don Herold

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

— Chris Cooper

Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

— Bruce Willis

Man is a sad mammal that combs its hair.

— Cees Nooteboom

It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

The one who loses his head no longer cares about his hair.

— Nikita Khrushchev

A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.

— Hussein Nishah

If I ever go bald, I'll kill myself.

— Slash