Combs Quote by Dave Barry

A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.

— Rich Hall

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald

— Chinese Proverbs

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

— Don Herold

I know what baldness can do to a man. When you see guys with a toupee that should come with a chinstrap, or somebody…

— Joe Buck

I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've…

— Donald Trump

Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.

— Bruce Willis

I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.

— Jason Alexander

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

— Martial

It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

— Gedde Watanabe

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from…

— Bruce Robinson

In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.

— Rohinton Mistry