Combs Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Combs Courses Electric Hair Inspirational Toothbrushes Use
I once used a fork to comb my hair because there was a time when I didn't own a hairbrush. — Juno Temple Copy Share Image
Nobody knows how to use a comb because people don't really use combs that often at home. — Brad Mondo Copy Share Image
I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos. — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
If I'm really working on something, writing or painting or really concentrating, I don't even think about brushing my hair. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I might have been told to put a comb through my hair once or twice - by my mother! — Keren Woodward Copy Share Image
Sometimes I shave my legs and sometimes I dont. Sometimes I comb my hair and sometimes I wont. — India Arie Copy Share Image
To protect my hair from breaking, I never comb my hair when it's wet. — Mithila Palkar Copy Share Image
I try to take care of my hair because it sort of has to withstand a lot of blowdrying and ironing. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“The magi, as you know, were wise men — wonderfully wise men — who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents. Being wise, their gifts were no doubt wise ones, possibly bearing the privilege of exchange in case of duplication. And here I have lamely related to you the uneventful chronicle… — Charles Dickens Copy Share
The little bee returns with evening's gloom, To join her comrades in the braided hive, Where, housed beside their might honey-comb, They dream their… — Charles Tennyson Turner Copy Share Image
Fair maid, white and red, Comb me smooth, and stroke my head; And every hair a sheave shall be, And every sheave a golden… — George Peele Copy Share Image
I'm working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs. — Wislawa Szymborska Copy Share Image
At root, vulgar just means popular on a mass scale. It is the semantic opposite of pretentious or snobby. It is humility with a… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
My approach is to be honest-really honest-and consistent. That is what any growth will take. It is an issue I think [young] generation can… — Michaela Angela Davis Copy Share Image
It's always the same, Combs walks, Koening singles, Ruth hits one out of the park, Gehrig doubles, Lazzeri triples. Then Dugan goes in the… — Joe Dugan Copy Share Image
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
I always seem to be chosen to do very flattering things like the beard comb over or go to the bathroom with the door… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Donald Trump got in some trouble for saying that John McCain is not a war hero, and said, 'I like people that weren't captured.'… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image