Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth Copy Share Image
Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, 'You should never trust a… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
Long experience has taught me that people who do not like geraniums have something morally unsound about them. Sooner or later you… — Beverley Nichols Copy Share Image
Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache. — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
