Funny-and-random Quote by Chris Hannan Download Open image ““He had bright elfin eyes and a knowledgeable ass.”” — Chris Hannan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny-and-random
“I see that you are an elf-friend; the light in your eyes and the ring in your voice tells it.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“Richard had realized, not that Elfine was beautiful, but that he loved Elfine. (Young men frequently need this fact pointing out to them, as… — Stella Gibbons Copy Share Image
“He knew what he'd see; one more slack face, one more pair of eyes that had barely learned to read, one more soul that… — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
“Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.” — Roxanne Snopek Copy Share Image
“He had these eyes. They were blue and they looked bluer because he had a dark head of hair. They were soulful, in some… — Audrey Bell Copy Share Image
“I could say "Elves" to him, But it's not elves exactly, and I'd rather He said it for himself.” — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
“His allure, as he stood there, his face, even with the red swollen eyes, everything about him was gorgeous.” — Maryam Schonbeck Copy Share Image
“The eyes were dark and startling. They held such a wealth of intellect and of twinkling gaiety that his glasses seemed to be worn… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
“He knew it from the moment he looked into her eyes, and a shiver of unrest went over him as he met them. They… — C.L. Moore Copy Share Image
“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Darling Daddy, This is Rose. Very good news. Caddy is going to marry Micheal. In case you have forgotten because you have not been… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
“I wasn't exactly sure what "nothing good" meant, but I could imagine in this world of humans, "nothing good" could mean a lot of… — Tamra Torero Copy Share Image
“You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.” — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
“By the power of Grayskull. . . I have the power!" Nick "By the power of Grayskull, I'm going to cleave your skull from… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Thanks for coming," Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
“He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What hypothesis? He… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Dear God, Why don't you ever get inspired by those carmakers who recall defective models? Please be humble, accept that you made and mistake… — EverSkeptic Copy Share Image
