Quote by Josh Stern Download Open image ““I always fall butter side down”” — Josh Stern ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If any of you wish to know how to have your bread fall butter side up, butter it on both sides, and then it… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
“Wisdom is gained like grain for bread, I think as I butter my toast. I’d better butter both sides, just in case I drop… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“To resist the urge to kick my grandma I grabbed a roll, ripped it in half, and proceeded to slather it with butter.” — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
“I keep butter in my underwear, because it’s like a meat locker down there. Can I interest you in two rolls of bread?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I like bread, and I like butter - but I like bread with butter best.” — Sarah Weiner Copy Share Image
I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“This, as they used to say, was the side on which her bread was buttered.” — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
“If you lie there much longer, I’ll be tempted to tie you to the table legs and try buttering your ass instead of the… — Cari Silverwood Copy Share Image
“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
