Humor Quote by Josh Stern

“I understand that what you're doing when you call 911--it sounds so perfunctory--is announcing to strangers that you are losing the battle. I no…

— Michael Perry

“You should place a 911 call as soon as you are aware you are being followed.”

— Steven Magee

“It is unfortunate that calling 911 may result in an incompetent or corrupt police officer being sent to you.”

— Steven Magee

“It was 911 calling me. If you can believe it. Them calling me.”

— Robin Black

“People will just knock each other down to dial 911 and be the big hero.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Calling 911 for the police? Expect a really long wait for a police officer!”

— Steven Magee

“In the form it asked who to contact in an emergency, so I put 911.”

— Neil Leckman

“This is a 911? You know you only text that when someone is dead or dying. You scared the crap out of me.”

— Sarah Dessen

“I stared at the phone. Deathly damned thing. But you needed it to call 911. You never knew.”

— Charles Bukowski

“The last thing an abductor wants you to do is place a 911 call!”

— Steven Magee

“It is my expectation when I call 911 to my residence that I will be protected by the attending police officer and not blatantly harassed.”

— Steven Magee

“When placing an emergency call, it is important to remember that a corrupt or incompetent cop may be on their way to you.”

— Steven Magee