“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET" ” — Josh Stern Horse Copy Share Image
“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials…I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late” — Josh Stern Ahead Copy Share Image
“Waiting for something to fall into your lap is a good way to get goosed” — Josh Stern Waiting Fall Copy Share Image