“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses” — Josh Stern Shot glass Copy Share Image
“Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows” — Josh Stern Blood Copy Share Image
“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you” — Josh Stern Life Copy Share Image
“if you're not part of the problem, you're not ambitious enough” — Josh Stern Ambition Copy Share Image
“There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label” — Josh Stern Humor Copy Share Image
“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields" ” — Josh Stern Beautiful women Copy Share Image
“If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody” — Josh Stern Free Copy Share Image
“If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried” — josh stern Bliss Copy Share Image
“I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Don't ever mistake silence for ignorance, when it is obviously stupidity” — Josh Stern Humor Copy Share Image
“When it comes to exacting revenge, it gets harder and harder to top yourself each successive time” — Josh Stern Harder Copy Share Image
“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: the truly creative and the truly medicated” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile… — josh stern Cry Copy Share Image
“When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
