Quote by Josh Stern Download Open image ““Waiting for something to fall into your lap is a good way to get goosed”” — Josh Stern ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Having everything you want dropped into your lap doesn't guarantee you'll survive the impact.” — Michael P. Clutton Copy Share Image
“If you don’t get off my lap right now, you’re going to be naked and riding me until this thing in my pants calms… — Lisa Eugene Copy Share Image
“trying to evade the people who frighten us. We come to work, have lunch, and go home. We goose-step in and goose-step out, changing… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Too often, we miss out on opportunities in this life because we were too busy waiting for them to fall into our lap that… — Daniel Willey Copy Share Image
“If you pass out, I'll put you in my lap and wheel you across the finish line” — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“Whatever you are waiting for won’t come to you; you have to go for it.” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
“I’m at a point in my life where I feel like I can’t go anywhere. Maybe I’ll try to coax my cat off my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side with your hands between your thighs.” — Arctic Monkeys Copy Share Image
“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
