“While Sex without love is shallow, it's so profoundly uncomplicated” — josh stern Love Copy Share Image
“Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert” — Josh Stern Brilliant Copy Share Image
“The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one” — Josh Stern Flair Copy Share Image
“The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1” — josh stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....” — Josh Stern Humor Copy Share Image
“Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, give him some horns and he can be a… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“All great discoveries are made by opening up the changing room door” — Josh Stern Changing Copy Share Image
“the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner” — Josh Stern Drinking Copy Share Image
“An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." ” — Josh Stern Dog Copy Share Image
“I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the bayonet” — Josh Stern Cock Copy Share Image
“I married Miss Right, but didn't know at the time she had shortened her name from Righteouspainintheass” — Josh Stern Time Copy Share Image
“At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control” — josh stern Beaming Copy Share Image
“Karma can be an ill-timed mistress who always calls when your Mother-in-law is the first to answer the phone…. and it would… — Josh Stern Answer The Phone Copy Share Image
“If we are expected to show a gentle compassion for humanity, shouldn't we all have a wash care label sewn into each… — Josh Stern Compassion Copy Share Image
“The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.... but it's willing too” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
