Absurd Quote by Josh Stern

“That old saying, how you always kill the one you love, well, look, it works both ways.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Even when you kill a horribly bad person, you are still a killer! There is only one way not to be a killer: Not…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“You want me to shoot him? I can make it look like an accident.”

— Mary Calmes

“The problem is that no matter how good your intentions, eventually you want to kill someone yourself.”

— Kenneth Cain

“I am the one thing you can never kill. I am Hope.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“You do know I’m the one person who can shoot you and make it look like justifiable homicide?”

— Shelly Laurenston

“If I ever decide to kill you, you’d be the first to know about it. (And hopefully the only person to know about it).”

— Jarod Kintz

“That’s how it was.” “How do you kill somebody accidentally?” ”

— Sherman Alexie

“People can have nothing but good intentions and still sometimes make you want to kill them.”

— Claire LaZebnik

“I know to kill myself, but i woun't 'coz i am already killed.”

— SANTHOSH

“You don't kill someone you love, do you?”

— Martin Pond

“I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”

— Ronald Reagan