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“If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months” quote by Josh Stern — Download Open image

““If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months””

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Solitude produces originality, bold and astonishing beauty, poetry. But solitude also produces perverseness, the disproportianate, the absurd and the forbidden.

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