Dick Quote by M.F. Moonzajer

“THIS IS DICK -- DON'T TOUCH!!!”

— Betty MacDonald

“Men will pay great money to see that they can't touch you”

— Lauren DeStefano

“You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight—”

— K.A. Mitchell

“Every home needs a woman’s touch. My penis also needs a woman’s touch.”

— Jarod Kintz

“... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.”

— J.D. Robb

“If you're gonna be a dick, this is what you wear.”

— Craig Alanson

“Touch the world, but don’t let it touch you.”

— Shameek Speight

“For a woman who claims to be an open book, you hide so much.” He runs his thumb down the side of my neck,…

— Lexi Ryan

“Come, Touch, But you'll pay a price.”

— Kresley Cole

“The first male to pee on me, however, would pay with his balls.”

— Kylie Scott

“don't touch my stuff”

— phil spector

“Once dressed he came back downstairs, snapping: “call me a taxi.” So I did. I said, “Dick, you’re a taxi.”

— Gillibran Brown