Funny Quotes by M.F. Moonzajer

19 Funny quotes by M.F. Moonzajer

Moonzajer’s humor leans into clever wordplay and unexpected twists. Nineteen brief observations showcase his knack for turning a simple idea into a witty smile.

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“A woman is always better in everything with the mouth; she talks a lot.”

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“There is a lot to learn about love and positions.”

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“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”

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“Not everyone who stares likes us; we may look weird enough to get everyone’s attention.”

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“We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife.”

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“The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.”

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“She is so funny, stubborn and selfish; and that makes her so special.”

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“The world is in trouble because of a few funny sympathetic philosophers”

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“I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy.”

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“The reason why a man cannot stop staring at a woman ass is only because God has spent 80 percent of his…

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“Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always…

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“You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a…

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“No one cares how long you kept yourself virgin and how loyal you are, everyone is looking for a hole to play…

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“It does not mean you are not awesome, if no one ever appreciates your beauty. But I can see that, in your…

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“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like…

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“You are funny like a kid and awesome like a princess Unseen like an angel, like the morning sunshine… Kindness like a…

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“Isn’t it funny? You forgive people before they ask forgiveness. Later they expect your apologize.”

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“She was so funny, stubborn and courageous and I loved her. But all turned to be fake”

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“I have a copy of you in my brain; when you make me angry I do very bad things to you.”

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“You are the end of beauty and creativity one must have created so far.”

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“If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.”

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“Water is so friendly when you have it on your palms, but so evil when they have you on theirs.”

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“When I look at you; I feel that God must have created you for himself.”

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“I am neither a philosopher nor a thinker, but simply follower of my own thoughts.”

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“A man, who does not commit an evil act either, has no opportunity or the stomach.”

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“Every nation is part of the history we inherit, blacks and whites, slaves and gods; we have no other option, embracing each other.”

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“If you sought to leave the world, don’t go alone. Since there are too many bad people you can take them too.”

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“Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders.”

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“Love is not about liking, loving and caring, but appreciation, understanding and devotion.”

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“Kindness is an extraordinary moment and status even if it has to be pretending.”

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“I hate”relative term”, it is everywhere cause even men are relatively pregnant.”

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“If a man is proud of you in public, he will always be proud of you.”

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“Hold me like you hold the hand of a little kid who needs you in loneliness, bite my fingers like you bite a giggling…

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