Ass Quote by M.F. Moonzajer

“If I believed in a god, it would be the god of women's asses.”

— Shay Savage

“God gave women breasts to admire, and a heart-shaped ass as a consolation when they walk away.”

— Reece Butler

“No one who is not utterly blind can fail to see that God gathered all the beauty of which the whole world is capable…

— Henry Cornelius Agrippa

“After all, you couldn't expect any man to turn away from a beautiful woman with her ass in the air.”

— Constance Daley

“Just don’t stare at my ass, Landemere,” he added. “I wasn’t staring at your ass,” Arranulf, who had been staring at his ass, said.”

— Andrew Ashling

“God’s Word is the ultimate beauty treatment for every woman.”

— Elizabeth George

“Lord above, was there a better sight than a woman flush with passion, her skin dewy and pink, her breasts bouncing from the force…

— Kristen Callihan

“…the exclusive imagining of God as male has deeply wounded women. Our immersion in these images convinced us that we are excluded from the…

— Patricia Lynn Reilly

“Man should strive to see the God in woman, and to help her realize her spiritual nature. He should make her feel that she…

— Paramahansa Yogananda

“God or somebody keeps creating women and tossing them out on the streets, and this one’s ass is too big and that one’s tits…

— Charles Bukowski

“I know why men lose sight of the face of God: because it is so close.”

— Parke Godwin

“There is nothing more attractive to a woman than a man who is strong in the Lord. It makes him irresistible.”

— Anonymous