Drunk Quote by M.F. Moonzajer Download Open image ““God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”” — M.F. Moonzajer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Drunk Funny God Naughty Women
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
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“God sure hadn't done His menfolk any favors when He's made women such a puzzlement.” — Regina Jennings Copy Share Image
“Or maybe, knowing that intercourse involved certain unsavory sights, smells, and sounds, God deliberately left the ingredients for alcohol lying around where man would… — Kelly Corrigan Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
“God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.” — Adela Rogers St. Johns Copy Share Image
“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If people fully understand you, they will think of you as a normal, if they half understand you, will think of you as a… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“You are the end of beauty and creativity one must have created so far.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Water is so friendly when you have it on your palms, but so evil when they have you on theirs.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“When I look at you; I feel that God must have created you for himself.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“I am neither a philosopher nor a thinker, but simply follower of my own thoughts.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“A man, who does not commit an evil act either, has no opportunity or the stomach.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Every nation is part of the history we inherit, blacks and whites, slaves and gods; we have no other option, embracing each other.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“If you sought to leave the world, don’t go alone. Since there are too many bad people you can take them too.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Love is not about liking, loving and caring, but appreciation, understanding and devotion.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“Kindness is an extraordinary moment and status even if it has to be pretending.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Ye youths and virgins, when your generous blood Has drunk the warmth of fifteen summers, now The loves invite; now to new rapture wakes… — John Armstrong Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Curiously, the righteous Pharisees had little historical impact, save for a brief time in a remote corner of the Roman Empire. But Jesus' disciples… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
“Joe!” he groaned, attempting to speak clearly. “Joe! Good ol’ Joe!” “Captain, you’re drunk!” Lofflin said, stating the obvious while trying to keep his… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less well, less… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic. — Ingrid Bengis Copy Share Image
