God Quote by John Kenney Download Open image ““God was bored with the humans, so he invented alcohol.”” — John Kenney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare God
“There ain't no such thing as the devil that's just god when he's drunk.” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“If God didn’t prefer for us to drink at night, he wouldn’t have made neon!” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“...don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk...” — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“The truth is that we were so spiritually and morally bankrupt that we could not even see some of those lines: we stepped over… — Ray A Copy Share Image
“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The irony of advertising, a communications business, is that we treat words with little respect, devaluing their meaning.” — John Kenney Copy Share Image
“There are those people who believe that life can be lived rationally, that we are in control of our deepest, most powerful emotions, that… — John Kenney Copy Share Image
“What a thing it is to live in New York City. To move here and not know a soul. A clean slate, a chance… — John Kenney Copy Share Image
“I have an odd capacity to escape reality. It makes life much more pleasant. Now, in this moment, I realize I have no intention… — John Kenney Copy Share Image
I don't drink much anymore, but when I traveled with Frank Sinatra, God rest his soul, I used to drink like I could do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“God hates Hell. He hates the idea of people going there. He hates it so much that He was willing to take on human… — Evan Minton Copy Share Image
“am not suggesting that successes in academics, athletics, or vocation somehow stand outside God’s good plan. Learning and play are joys that God himself… — Timothy Paul Jones Copy Share Image
I pray that wherever we are and whatever duties we have in the priesthood of God, we will be united in the cause to… — Henry B. Eyring Copy Share Image
Philosopher is a dictator who modifies accepted standards with his thoughts. — Ilkin Santak Copy Share Image
Here's the reality. The image of a white Jesus has been used to justify enslavement, conquest, colonialism, the genocide of indigenous peoples. There are… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
A lot of people have been saying 'The 100' reminds them of 'Lord Of The Flies,' 'Lost' and 'Battlestar Galactica,' and all of those… — Marie Avgeropoulos Copy Share Image
As we are coming to the end of the year, I want you to forget about the past, the failure, the negative thoughts or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home? — Brian Celio Copy Share Image
