Quote by Kelly Corrigan

“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.”

— Tucker Max

“Libations are for the gods. Cocktails are for mere mortals.”

— Jonathan Kieran

“If God had good intentions, he would have rewarded the sex.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.”

— Frank Wedekind

“He thought: Oh, I have fed on honey-dew. On wine and whiskey and champagne and the tender white meat of women and fine clothes…

— Glendon Swarthout

“Everyone knows that God protects drunkards and lovers.”

— Alexandre Dumas

“Human beings mistakenly believed alcohol was a disguise that stopped real life from recognizing them. In fact, it was just a temporary hiding hole...”

— Colin Cotterill

“God favors drunks, small children, and the cataclysmically stoned...”

— Stephen King

“They call alcohol spirits, because it’s the spirit turned liquid. Would you drink my soul if you knew I’d use it to get inside…

— Jarod Kintz

“Sex was dangerous, a trap, trashy as drinking whiskey in a paper cup or telling dirty stories in a loud whisper. Sex was a…

— Dorothy Allison

“Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love.”

— Aman Jassal