God Quote by Carrie Snow

“If God were a woman, she would hardly have made men”

— A.C. Quinn

“God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“God is a woman, I thought. No doubt about it.”

— John Knauf

“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things…

— George Carlin

If God Was A Woman… Sex would smell like chocolate

— Nikhil Saluja

“God sure hadn't done His menfolk any favors when He's made women such a puzzlement.”

— Regina Jennings

“Strange how you could become a man's god without noticing.”

— Richard K. Morgan

“God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.”

— Adela Rogers St. Johns

“God doesn't give a man anything more precious than a good woman.”

— Alice Randall

“God Lives on Earth in the form of woman.”

— Rajesh Walecha

“God creates men, but they choose each other.”

— Anonymous

“I wish to God I might induce her to mind me!' he ejaculated.”

— Georgette Heyer