“This farmer has a rooster that is growing old, and the farmer decides it’s time to get a new rooster. So he goes down the road to his neighbor Gilroy, and he buys a young rooster. When he gets home,”… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“know it’s not a psychic; those are the women on late-night TV who will tell your future if you just give them your credit card. Which always made me wonder; wouldn’t a real psychic already know your credit card number?” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“We could go directly from, say, Atlanta to Duluth, instead of going Atlanta-Dallas-Chicago-Detroit-Duluth. Except, of course, there is no reason for anyone to ever… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“I was not going to let fear of criticism make me shy away from doing what I thought was right.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“Break the problem down into manageable pieces, then solve each piece. Think of the problem as an enemy, and defeat them in detail.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“It’s not the touch, it’s knowing that you’re not alone, that someone cares about you.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“although she used her frequent coffee buyer card, so I guessed that she got coffee there often. The shop wasn’t empty as I had… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“No problem. Seriously, Joe, women have just as much trouble understanding men, as men have trouble understanding women. The difference is, women generally want… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“We fight the wars. Politicians start them.” Chotek nodded, and sighed heavily. “And diplomats end wars.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
