I joke that DIY is my therapy, but it really is, it's my way of relaxing. — Andi Dorfman Copy Share Image
I would tell you a joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna but you'd never get the punch line .-. — Lyndon Renison Swasey Jr Copy Share Image
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somebody would think I was trying to get favored treatment because my ancestors had the name Moon. And that's a joke. — Buzz Aldrin Copy Share Image
I don't care if I offend any gays. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What’s that old joke? “A friend helps you move; a real friend helps you move a body.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke. — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
“If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic… — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
No-one wants to hear a crude joke at the expense of the Principal, or the Bridegroom, or the head of the company.… — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
I would kill to be on 'Dexter,' and I would double kill to be on 'True Blood.' I would pay them to… — Callie Thorne Copy Share Image
With every side I've played for, I've always tried to fit in and joke with my team mates while enjoying good times… — Antoine Griezmann Copy Share Image
Seriousness is an accident of time. It consists of putting too high a value on time. In eternity there is no time.… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
I'm not really political in my comedy, and I'm not looking to have the best joke about Trump or the best joke… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
The thing that's changed the way I do my stand-up act is having kids and getting older and wiser and smarter. There… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
To show that a comedian on stage in India talking about sanitation or in South Africa talking about HIV and AIDS awareness,… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
The quality of life of European cities and towns of almost any size make life in America look not just like a… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a… — Cher Copy Share Image
“Detective Maxwell?” Kathy said. “Why so formal? His name’s Jack isn’t it? Jack and Jill. You two were obviously meant for one… — Adele Abbott Copy Share Image
I used to pencil in my eyebrows super thick and squarish. I look back at pictures and think, Why didn't anybody tell… — Ego Nwodim Copy Share Image
Kanye's the best listener I've ever worked with. If I interrupt Kanye, every single time, he'll wait for me to finish before… — Scooter Braun Copy Share Image
One of my favorite things, coming of age, reading comics, was these ideologies and these philosophies of these characters. Seeing those on… — Cameron Monaghan Copy Share Image
“Paris? Psh, lame. I'd take my babe on horseback through the mountains up to the falls. Then we'd have a picnic on… — A. Kirk Copy Share Image
