“No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?" "Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now." "I guess that… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
“Small people will find your flaw and make it huge; big people will find your flaw and block it out completely, by… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I joke that I came out of my mother with chopsticks in my hands. But one of my earliest memories is of… — Gok Wan Copy Share Image
Making people uncomfortable is one of my hobbies. I'm always hoping that half the people get the joke and the other half… — Josh Homme Copy Share Image
There is a painful joke that Europeans often tell of their Gallic neighbors: God created France, the most beautiful country in the… — Janine di Giovanni Copy Share Image
In the beginning, every little thing used to bother me. Now, even the worst sounding things sound like a joke because I've… — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
Anyone who can't tell the difference between a joke and hate speech is just stupid. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I want to talk about being a big guy... it's not a fat joke. It's a joke about living the way you… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
We joke that dad's profession was the perfect profession for Jim, because after two years, he'd be like: 'It's time to move,… — Jim Harbaugh Copy Share Image
There's a joke in my family that I'm going to make a career out of playing other people's younger selves. — Ella Purnell Copy Share Image
I loved Omar Vizquel. He tells some really long jokes, and he has his own way of telling them, but he can… — Steve Finley Copy Share Image
A lot of times, comedy writers will go for the gay joke, and I've been vocal about saying, 'Go for the smart… — Michael Arden Copy Share Image
A cigarette is just a bit of tobacco wrapped in paper, lit at one end and a fouled at the other! Lol… — Author Name Copy Share Image
I like to say, Chop sueys the biggest culinary joke that one culture has ever played on another, because chop suey, if… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
I mean, I've had stuff done with my ribs before, cartilage separated, broken stuff. It's no joke, man. It just sucks. — Chad Mendes Copy Share Image
I just play the game. If that means I need to joke around, or whatever I need to do, that's what I'll… — Nikola Jokic Copy Share Image
Lucasfilm called me out of the blue, and I almost hung up because I thought it was a practical joke. This was… — Dave Filoni Copy Share Image
Literature more often tells the story of impulses we don't act on than of ones we do. I could joke about the… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
There's so much being said about Donald Trump already, all the time, and the more you joke about him, the more you… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
