Comedy Quote by Steve Martin

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always…

— Garrison Keillor

“You shouldn’t make jokes about these things,” she said. “Science doesn’t have all the answers, you know.” “It’s got all the best questions, though,”

— Ben Aaronovitch

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it…

— Judd Apatow

I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.

— George Carlin

If I write a joke and it works, and it works consistently, that is gold to me.

— Sarah Millican

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked…

— Aziz Ansari

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

— Jonathan Raban

“Science has always said that it may not know everything now but it will know, eventually. But now we see that isn’t true. It…

— Michael Crichton

I'm not good with jokes, no. I don't know a joke at all. I like being told jokes, but I can't tell one myself.

— James DeGale

A poor joke must invent its own laughter.

— Latin Proverb

What good is knowledge if it just floats in the air? It goes from computer to computer. It changes and grows every second of…

— Don DeLillo

I want to get the joke to work without having to put any words or to say anything. I just want the person to…

— Demetri Martin