Brain Quote by Demetri Martin

Write a smart joke and people want to talk about it and keep the dialogue going. Also, if you can make someone laugh, it's…

— Lizz Winstead

You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to…

— Stephen Colbert

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

To know how to structure the joke perfectly so that the narrative information is given in the right tempo, in just the right dose…

— David Salle

You can either just have fun with the joke or you can have fun with the joke and think about the implication of it.…

— Reggie Watts

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it…

— Judd Apatow

It's hard to program a computer to make jokes. The brain needs to do something here; the brain needs to come up with something…

— Brian Regan

Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.

— Milton Berle

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out…

— Aziz Ansari

Somebody will occasionally give me a line or a tag or something like that. It's rare that someone will give me a whole joke…

— Josh Blue

Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.

— Sarah Silverman

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.

— Thomas Lennon