Funny Quote by Steve Martin Download Open image “I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.” — Steve Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hate Necks Shoulders
Most people have excellent necks. Now they cover them with curtains, which is kind of ridiculous. But there are some beautiful necklines that you… — Vidal Sassoon Copy Share Image
Caroline, do you value your neck?" "Yes, I'm rather fond of it. Why?" "Because if you don't shut up, I'm going to wring it. — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I'd like to have a neck. Everyone else has a neck, but I never got one; I don't know what happened. I'm not asking… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking. — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
Long necks. The thrust of the head in a certain position. The way the fingers work, fabrics work. It's all part of my painting… — Lillian Bassman Copy Share Image
I want a girlfriend with a big forehead , so she can headbutt all my Haters. — Joel Taylor Copy Share Image
My mom always says if my head weren't attached to my neck I would love it because literally so much is going on that… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
I love turtlenecks; they are very chic, but I don't wear them very often because it bothers me to have something around the neck. — Jeanne Damas Copy Share Image
I live by the beat like you live check to check. If you don't move your feet then I don't eat, So we like… — Andre Benjamin Copy Share Image
“People in coats and ties were milling around the Talley gallery, and on the wall were the minimally rendered still lifes by Giorgio Morandi,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Writing is something I took up rather than anything I had an inclination toward. I like acting -delivering someone else's message - but writing… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“It was easy to be great. Every entertainer has a night when everything is clicking. These nights are accidental and statistical: Like lucky cards… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“And after his unparsable response, including a passage where he said he was 'blurring the boundaries between a thing and thought,' she said, 'Thank… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I have no fear, no fear at all. I wake up, and I have no fear. I go to bed without fear. Fear, fear,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Only then does he realize what he has done to Mirabelle, how wanting a square inch of her and not all of her has… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“Lacey was just as happy alone as with company. When she was alone, she was potential; with others she was realized. Alone, she was… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me, your emotions… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
You cannot make your opportunities concur with the opportunities of people whose incomes are ten times greater than yours. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
The lure in art collecting and its financial rewards, not counting for a moment its aesthetic, cultural and intellectual rewards, is like the trust… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
