Biggest Quote by Neal Brennan Download Open image “Whoever is saying the joke is my biggest priority.” — Neal Brennan ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Biggest Joke Priority Saying Whoever
Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The joke is the purest, most essential form of storytelling. Every word has to count. — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same. — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
If the word police want to come and get me, they can come and get me. If someone wants to blog about me, fine.… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I can always tell the demographic that will probably recognize me - white dudes, sort of skater-y hip hop white dudes, and working class… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I think it's naïve to think white people aren't singing along directly! — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
The biggest problem in America is most people believe poor people are poor because they are lazy. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot." — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique,… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I generally don't read articles about myself/'Chappelle's Show,' nor do I read reviews. It's basically playing Russian Roulette. They're not all gonna be positive. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
My entryway into hip-hop was - my biggest introduction was obviously like, you know, the Def Jam, Run D.M.C., Beastie Boys, like, that conglomerate. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
You can say whatever you want, but there's going to be consequences to it. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. — Ludwig Erhard Copy Share Image
When Rick Ross made 'Hustlin',' Rick Ross also helped those producers become some of the biggest producers in the world. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
But the thing about bad guys is that they have the biggest bosomed blond, they have great clothes and cars, and get great death… — Eric Roberts Copy Share Image
There are Michael Scott moments, which are character choices, but there are also Steve's reads. Usually the things that I'm the biggest fan of… — Greg Daniels Copy Share Image
The work-family divide is the biggest issue for American women. But in some ways it's amazing how adjusted society has become to it. In… — Gail Collins Copy Share Image
The biggest myth about aging is that we can't do anything about it. That it's a road to being decrepit, frail, and sick. — Suzanne Somers Copy Share Image
I haven't even imagined having a kid yet. It's actually kind of one of my biggest fears, but that's OK. — Bethanie Mattek-Sands Copy Share Image
The Mothership is in the Smithsonian now. That's probably one of the biggest displays there. — George Clinton Copy Share Image