Joke Quote by Gyanendra Download Open image “Police Asked A Thief..” — Gyanendra ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke
Tell me, where did you More Thiefing and where are broken Locks, the question every policeman asks several times while Taken the remand of… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
If you make the thief the policeman there will be lots of investigation but no arrests will ever be made. — Ramana Maharshi Copy Share Image
“Never let a police officer into your home, as they are known to steal.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Am I still a thief if I put it all back and no one ever knows?” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
If you and I took a walk down a shopping street in Jo'burg or Cape Town or London, we see two guys looking in… — Peter James Copy Share Image
“Did you hear about the toilet being stolen from the police station? The cops have nothing to go on.” — Dave Barry Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
And your police are like our police in the Realm?' Blue said. 'They flog you if you do something wrong and cut off your… — Herbie Brennan Copy Share Image
Rang sharbaton ka. Tu meethe ghaat ka pani. Mujhe khud mein ghol de to. Mere yaar baat ban jaani.O yaara tujhe pyaar ki batiyaan… — Gyanendra Copy Share Image
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough. Give the world your best anyway. — Gyanendra Copy Share Image
You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for… — Gyanendra Copy Share Image
“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong. — David Niven Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
“Well, you better look out. They got a new bureau in the guvamint files. It’s called U.W. Stands for Useless Wimmen. Tha’s secret plans… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
“Caleb fed me better food during my kidnapping than these people. I laugh at my own joke” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
