Bars Quote by Daniel Tosh

“At Angelita’s, my favorite food was a plain bean burrito in a flour tortilla. It was simple, but tasty! I loved bean burritos. They…

— José N. Harris

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

— Ted Danson

I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is…

— Tim Conway

I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it in front…

— James Acaster

I've been in situations where, in the midst of really hardcore events in my life, I made some ridiculous off-color joke that was in…

— Samuel Witwer

I'm a big fan of gallows humor. When my aunt passed away, she was in a coma for a day before my cousins pulled…

— Amanda Peet

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way of coping.…

— Limmy

I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm doing it…

— Carlos Mencia

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of…

— Richelle Mead

A random person on the internet just said to me do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think youre…

— Ramandeep Singh

I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny…

— Johnny Depp