Joke Quote by Jon Stewart Download Open image ““If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.”” — Jon Stewart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke Regime Revolution Strong enough
If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
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“If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe.” — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others. — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
“I have heard, in such a way as to believe it, of your recently saying that both the army and the Government needed a dictator. Of course, it was not for this, but in spite of it, that I have given you command. Only those generals who gain successes can set up as dictators. What I now ask of you… — Dale Carnegie Copy Share
If there is one thing more difficult than submitting oneself to a regime it is refraining from imposing it on other people. — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
“It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convince ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Use humor as aggressively as chemo. Laugh until your hair falls out. There is nothing that can’t be played for a laugh.” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“A leader doesn’t need imposed or structural authority. In fact, it may get in the way, if you’re not careful.” — Alex Harms Copy Share Image
“A regime which is nominally liberal can be oppressive in reality. A regime which acknowledges its violence might have in it more genuine humanity.” — Maurice Merleau-Ponty Copy Share Image
“every totalitarian regime forms a type of human being on whom it relies for its stability. The shaping of the New Man is the… — Masha Gessen Copy Share Image
“You don't have to be strong to survive a bad situation; you simply need a plan.” — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty! — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.'… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever there's a… — Edgar Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and orgasmed At… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
