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Joke Quote by Charles Stross

“This is a joke. Right?” I’m pointing at the green-screen terminal on the desk, and the huge dial-infested rotary phone beside it. “No sir.” Bill clears his throat. “Unfortunately the NDO’s office budget was misfiled years ago and nobody knows the correct code to requisition new supplies. At least…” quote by Charles Stross
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““This is a joke. Right?” I’m pointing at the green-screen terminal on the desk, and the huge dial-infested rotary phone beside it. “No sir.” Bill clears his throat. “Unfortunately the NDO’s office budget was misfiled years ago and nobody knows the correct code to requisition new supplies. At least it’s warm in winter: you’re right on top of the classified document incinerator room, and it’s got the only chimney in the building.””

Charles Stross

About This Quote

Source Short story: “The Green Screen” by Charles Stross, 2015

A bureaucratic absurdity highlights how misplaced priorities and opaque processes can create surreal, inefficient work environments.

In simple terms: Bureaucracy can become absurd and inefficient.

Key Takeaway

Question and simplify processes.

Themes

bureaucracy absurdity efficiency communication

Mood

ironic critical

Type

satirical observational

When to use this quote

  • office management
  • process redesign
  • policy review

Key Concepts

organizational behavior systems theory satire

Questions to Reflect On

  • What steps can streamline confusing procedures?
  • How does humor reveal systemic flaws?
A Different Perspective

Complex systems may resist simplification, causing resistance.

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