Joke Quote by Paul Wall

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on…

— Hugh Masekela

HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS: I clean…

— Asheya

HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;

— Nikhil Saluja

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

— G K Chesterton

My girlfriend jokes can beat up your wife jokes.

— Green Monk

My wife says to do the dishes, and I'm like, 'Yes, baby. I can clean up.'

— Jason Momoa

I went down to my baby's house and I sit down on her steps. She said, now come on in now, you know, my…

— Muddy Waters

A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or…

— Proverbs 27:15-16

If my wife is cooking a meal at home, which is not often, thankfully, but you know, she's doing (oh, she's good at some…

— Ken Robinson

With my boyfriend, we can make sexist jokes to each other because we know it's absolutely not true. If I get home from a…

— Emily Browning

Whatever cleaning goes on on the planet, women do 99% of it. But see, women are not as proud of their 99% as men…

— Jeff Foxworthy

“To the dads who think they’re the funniest person in the room—and sometimes, they actually are! Whether you're telling those classic dad jokes, giving…

— Life is Positive