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If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter.

— Lucy Beaumont

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old…

— Howard Stern

People think I'll kill you if you make a joke. I compare it to Clint Eastwood. I've only seen Clint Eastwood in movies. You…

— Ice T

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

— Will Rogers

Some people think a boxer is a gloomy guy with this heavy brow who always has to be serious. But why can't you laugh…

— Oleksandr Usyk

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

— Margaret Cho

I suppose every time [something bad happens], I have that instinct to make that joke that distracts.

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge

I worked in a paper mill all my adult life and there were a lot of funny guys there. So you pick up on…

— Donald Ray Pollock

I can make a joke pointing out that David Cameron told off Sri Lanka for human rights abuses committed with weapons Britain sold it…

— Frankie Boyle

“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get you a…

— Katee Robert

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny…

— Will Rogers

Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person.

— Dave Itzkoff

“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and connect that…

— Susan C. Young

I've reached a new level of closeness with a new friend when I can make a joke at their expense. That's one of the…

— Kenneth Lonergan

I make the joke, all the time, that if you have the word "man" and a number in the title, like Batman 2, Spider-Man…

— Rob Reiner