Dead Quote by Sara Cox

I joke every day, pranks, sometimes.

— Joao Moutinho

I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

— Jimmy Carr

I joke all the time with my friends.

— Fabricio Werdum

I make jokes all the time. I have a different type of sense of humor.

— Uriah Hall

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

— Steven Wright

I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.

— Wallace Shawn

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things…

— Demetri Martin

I always like to make some jokes, sometimes.

— Metta World Peace

The jokes that take my last name and equate them to a sex act ... is a really cruel thing to do.

— Monica Lewinsky

When I kill a bug in my house, I leave the dead body around for a bit to warn the others.!!!

— Tufail Mehraj

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.

— Jonathan Winters