Funny Quote by Jon Ronson

“Say what you want, princess. You are a recipe for premature ejaculation, if I’ve ever seen one.”

— Rosanna Leo

“Wonderful!" I ejaculated.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“I’ll leave before anyone wakes up. Promise.” “They’ll hear us,” I said, my heart pounding in growing panic. “I’ll take off my boots.” “How…

— Missy Welsh

“If you were just some woman in a bar, I’d pick you out from all the others, take you home, and fuck you so…

— Samantha Young

“You wanted me." His breaths come fast, his eyes wild. "Here I am." He fucks his cock into me ten times, fast and hard,…

— Katy Evans

“A man was asleep in my bed for the first time ever, and it felt anything but wrong. I”

— Megan Erickson

“the public generally can only ejaculate in amazement.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened. "You will say 'please'…

— Ilona Andrews

“If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig…

— Sarah Silverman

“Rest," he whispers against my temple, and despite my sleepiness, the feel of his lips moving across my skin makes me shiver. "I'll be…

— Elle Jasper

“You are the most sleepiest man I ever seed.”

— Jean Toomer

“Women were excited after sex, wired becasue in their minds the relationship was on beginning. Men went to sleep m the because for the…

— Eric Jerome Dickey