Funny new years resolution Quote by Zach Galifianakis

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

— Zach Galifianakis

My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it.

— Rock Cowles

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions.

— Anonymous

A New Years resolution is like telling a cow you aren't going to eat him!

— MrAntiIt

This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

“god i just broke so many new year's resolutions.”

— Meg Pokrass

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of…

— Anais Nin

A new year resolution is like telling a cow we aren't going to eat you.

— MrAntiIt

I never really do the New Year's Resolution thing. I kind of just try to stay focused, not get too distracted, and do the…

— Cameron Monaghan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

— Dave Beard

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early!

— Aleister Crowley

I'm not the biggest fan of New Year's resolutions, but I'm a huge backer for real life change - that's why January gets me…

— Mark Schlereth