Funny new year Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny new year Funny new years resolution New year funny Time
Resolutions are a wonderful thing if we can keep them, but many resolutions go by the wayside because we have not done anything different… — Monica Johnson Copy Share Image
I'll never make any resolutions. Drop all resolutions! Let life be a natural spontaneity. The only golden rule is that there are no golden… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Sometimes we know the best thing to do, but fail to do it. New year's resolutions are often like that. We make resolutions because… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
I never really have any major resolutions. I do try to be a good person, to be a good mom, to be a good… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
My Two Years resolution started at the beginning of last year and is continuing on.. — Kevin Sparks Janeway Copy Share Image
“As we reflect on the value of resolving to do better, let us determine to discipline ourselves to carefully select the resolutions we make,… — N. Eldon Tanner Copy Share Image
If you aren't working on your goals, you aren't working. You're just wasting time. — Steve Pavlina Copy Share Image
I've noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasn't going to do anyway so here's something more positive. I'm going… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
“The original meaning of the word resolution means to “break into parts.” Think about that as you make your New Year’s resolutions. Break the… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They must be carried out immediately. — Crosby Kwaw Copy Share Image
We don't have Resolutions we've just got Reservations. I try to live my life right every day. — Drake Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Two Years resolution started at the beginning of last year and is continuing on.. — Kevin Sparks Janeway Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2013 is the turning point for me.I'm not making resolutions that can be easily broken but I'm going to pick myself up whenever I… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
