Funny new year Quote by Anonymous

My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.

— Anonymous

My New Year's Resolution List usually starts with the desire to lose between ten and three thousand pounds.

— Nia Vardalos

It seems every year, people make the resolution to exercise and lose weight and get in shape.

— Ed Smith

Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer : NO MORE PICS

— Nikhil Saluja

By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.

— Andrew Schneider

My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.

— James Lafferty

A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.

— Phil McGraw

“Gaining more than a few pounds after your early twenties can nudge you down the path toward chronic disease. The more weight, the harder…

— walter willett M. D

Little changes over time are the secret to long term weight loss success!

— Chris Powell

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's…

— Jay Leno

When I'm training in December, I have to eat like 6,000 calories a day to maintain my weight. It's a bit tiring.

— Andy Murray

With the new year comes a refueled motivation to improve on the past one.

— Gretchen Bleiler