I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to change before you're ready isn't likely to be productive. For example, most New Year's resolutions don't last because people spring… — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about a month and then go back to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging. — James Agate Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like starting off the new year fresh. I'm excited to see how 2013 turns out. Maybe because I'm an actress and… — Busy Philipps Copy Share Image
A few years ago I switched to an entirely different kind of New Year's resolution. Instead of vowing to improve, I pledge… — Mel White Copy Share Image
For many years, I tried to make New Year's resolutions. I made lists and shot for great heights: I would show altruism… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
Take it from someone who's never managed to keep a New Year's resolution: making commitments is easy. Keeping them is what is… — Simone Giertz Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions have always been something to beat myself up with by the second week of January. It seems perverse to… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Try this New Year's resolution: I won't check my phone, my tablet, or my computer until I've first read a chapter in… — Kevin DeYoung Copy Share Image
I'm an equal-opportunity enthusiast for automobiles, but, you know, my New Year's Resolution every year is that I'm gonna take a real… — Josh Gates Copy Share Image
Who doesn't love an ice-cold Coca Cola? I'm not the biggest fan. So my New Year's Resolution for 2015 was to reach… — Nuseir Yassin Copy Share Image
Within 7 days, 75% of people will have given up on their New Year's resolutions; that's tomorrow. Evaluate yourself. Don't be one of them. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
You make New Year's resolutions. And you make them into the teeth of old resolutions which were different. Then you don't keep… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
My 2016 New Year's resolution is basically to stop using profanity. — Farrah Abraham Copy Share Image
My new year's resolution is to stop making five-year plans. I stress over where I'm going to be in five years so… — Lzzy Hale Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between New Year's and Birthday's resolutions is that, New Year's resolutions are consciously taken and followed WHILE Birthday's are taken… — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more! — LIZ Copy Share Image
Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures to choose from. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
