Funny new year Quote by Kevin Sparks Janeway

This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions.

— Anonymous

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

— Anonymous

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

— Dave Beard

A New Year's resolution that I can never keep? To be able to make decisions.

— Ashanti

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

— Sofia Palermo

I never make any resolution everytime new year is coming. Everyday is a new one, so just hoping more everyday

— Maria Reny

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.

— Anonymous

My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it.

— Rock Cowles

New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something.

— Anonymous

This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January.

— Merle Anthony Rowland

Its almost the beginning of a new year, how I wish everybody to have new years resolutions, I have set mine

— Paul Kimani

My new years resolution? I will be less laz...

— Jim Gaffigan