Funny new year Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny new year Funny new years resolution New year funny
My only resolution in life is to remain fit and healthy, as health is wealth. — Saswata Chatterjee Copy Share Image
I made a resolution in 2010 to stop drinking Diet Coke, and I haven't had Diet Coke since then. I think it was the… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
I'll never make any resolutions. Drop all resolutions! Let life be a natural spontaneity. The only golden rule is that there are no golden… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy. — James Lafferty Copy Share Image
I've quit drugs and drinking and been into healthy stuff like yoga. — Princess Superstar Copy Share Image
I never really have any major resolutions. I do try to be a good person, to be a good mom, to be a good… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
I have always had the same New Year resolutions: To stop smoking, to start wearing a bra, and to stop shopping. — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
Before my diagnosis with leukemia, two years ago at the age of 22, I'd always excelled at making resolutions. But I was never as… — Suleika Jaouad Copy Share Image
New Years resolutions please don't start that bs just do what you suppose to do,work harder and change some things up if you gotta! — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Two Years resolution started at the beginning of last year and is continuing on.. — Kevin Sparks Janeway Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2013 is the turning point for me.I'm not making resolutions that can be easily broken but I'm going to pick myself up whenever I… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image