A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. — Sofia Palermo Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one. — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A New Year resolution is something that only happens in the first week of the New Year. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a… — Judith Crist Copy Share Image
For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder. — Robert Clark Copy Share Image
This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. — Farquhar McGillivray Knowles Copy Share Image
I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New years resolution is give up putting up with stupid people, I would of said smoking but I like cigarettes. — Jenny The Jawbreaker Copy Share Image
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I dont have a New Years Resolution unless its ridding myself of stupid shit and usless assholes -Jenny the Jawbreaker Amorelli — Jennifer Amorelli Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square ... It's a lot quieter than the regular… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The new year will be like the old one if you keep on doing the same old things. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
This year I'm not going to make a new years resolution. Just going to end up wasting the first week of January. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
