I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one. — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
My New years resolution is give up putting up with stupid people, I would of said smoking but I like cigarettes. — Jenny The Jawbreaker Copy Share Image
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. — Farquhar McGillivray Knowles Copy Share Image
I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder. — Robert Clark Copy Share Image
May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
I dont have a New Years Resolution unless its ridding myself of stupid shit and usless assholes -Jenny the Jawbreaker Amorelli — Jennifer Amorelli Copy Share Image
For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
