Fitness jokes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fitness jokes Funny new year Funny new years resolution Funny workout Gym Time
I used to be absolutely addicted to the gym and I do still love it. — Freema Agyeman Copy Share Image
Like most, I've had an on again, off again relationship with fitness, sometimes beginning every day at the gym only to forget about my… — Stephanie Ruhle Copy Share Image
“Gym memberships tend to rise about 12 percent every January, as people try to fulfill their New Year’s aspiration to live a healthier life.… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
Its so easy to feel bombarded by photos of people at the gym, and people telling you that you need a gym membership. You… — Anna Richardson Copy Share Image
The gym is somewhere you can go to just forget for an hour what you do for a living, what you are doing on… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
I'm not a gym rat. I've got a gym membership, but my schedule is so crazy I just can't keep it regular. — Lisa Murkowski Copy Share Image
After going to this gym I understand why I pay so much money for my equinox membership and I am ok with it! — Jayde Nicole Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos? — Ron Alderson Copy Share Image
I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I decided to workout today, so I put the DVD on and watched it until I got tired — Sherrice Hodge Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the next day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
