I been listening to Rick Ross and all the guy raps about is cars he can't even fit in.. WTF — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos? — Ron Alderson Copy Share Image
I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I decided to workout today, so I put the DVD on and watched it until I got tired — Sherrice Hodge Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you're doing push-ups and you lose count after 1,000... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is always that one person in gym class who thinks they're in the Olympics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
So my goal from a year ago was to be in tip top speedo shape by this summer and that totally didn't… — Oscar Romero Copy Share Image
Want to look skinny without losing any weight? Hang out with fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get why gyms have mirrors...I know what I look like. That's why I'm there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the gym Boy doing sit-ups: '1...2...3...' Hot girl walks by Boy: '97...98...99...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize this, But you can actually go to the gym without telling Facebook about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
