Funny new year Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny new year Funny new years resolution New year funny
I don't make resolutions, because resolutions seem so ephemeral and transient to go away. — Ian K. Smith Copy Share Image
I dont make resolutions, because resolutions seem so ephemeral and transient to go away. — Ian K. Smith Copy Share Image
There is a fatality about good resolutions – that they are always made too late — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The problem with resolutions is they're only as solid as the person making them. — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Good resolutions are useless attempts to interfere with scientific laws. Their origin is pure vanity. Their result is absolutely nil. They give us, now… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I may not be as stong as I think, but I know many tricks and I have resolution. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Being at a loss to resolve these questions, I am resolved to leave them without any resolution. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless your IQ is higher than mine, I seriously don't care about what you think. — Unkown Copy Share Image
it is good to have measured myself, to recognize my limitations. — Charles Francis Richter Copy Share Image
If you expect to see the final results of your work, you simply have not asked a big enough question. — I. F. Stone Copy Share Image
Resolve is, contact me and I'll talk to you, that's what I'm going to do. — Grass Hopper Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Two Years resolution started at the beginning of last year and is continuing on.. — Kevin Sparks Janeway Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
