Funny new year Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny new year New year funny Stop lying Year's Resolution
I never really make solid resolutions. I think if there's something one needs to change with oneself, it doesn't have to happen in the… — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will you do to others next year? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year make a resolution to BE yourself! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always had the same New Year resolutions: To stop smoking, to start wearing a bra, and to stop shopping. — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I can't just say one time of the year I'm going to do something different. I have to commit to a lifestyle behavioral change… — Gabrielle Union Copy Share Image
I do not make resolutions for New Year, but visualise and plan things. — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets attend an opulent New Year's Eve party so we can briefly ignore the horror of our impending poverty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing the irresponsibly dangerous stunts in the Spider-Man musical has prepared me for your New Year's behavior. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Two Years resolution started at the beginning of last year and is continuing on.. — Kevin Sparks Janeway Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
