A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures to choose from. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't believe in New Year Resolutions, although I do agree with the positivity they bring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“New Year is a new morning and a new morning is a new opportunity and a new opportunity is a new path… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she sleeps, and a peck on her forehead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise. Make resolutions that you can actually follow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help us avoid the mistakes which tried to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 2015, RESOLVE to make your life completely New! Become a new person. Reset, Rethink, Rejuvenate, Recharge and Renew your life to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about a month and then go back to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't change because a new year is coming up but change for your own personal growth no matter what resolutions you make,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Have you heard of the most evil things done by people in their lifetime? They have coveted men's wives, killed hundreds of… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“The original meaning of the word resolution means to “break into parts.” Think about that as you make your New Year’s resolutions.… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“It seems silly to worry about the arbitrary moment some person long dead declared to be the end of one year and… — Shaun David Hutchinson Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution this New Year was not to make any New Year's resolutions. I already blew it. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year make a resolution to BE yourself! — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
We don't have Resolutions we've just got Reservations. I try to live my life right every day. — Drake Copy Share Image
I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New years resolutions don't exsist. It should never take a new year to make you realize you need to change something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not too late to accomplish your New Years Resolution. If you start working on it NOW 2014 will be a great… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Every sunrise gives us the opportunity to begin again with the morning lights of love, with the power of persistence and with… — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will you do to others next year? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear God, my prayer for 2012 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So lets just wish each other a… — Judith Crist Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock… — Edward Payson Powell Copy Share Image
Today, remember those you have lost, put behind you the rubbish you should have left behind the year before and enter the… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler Copy Share Image
I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot of money. 2. Roll in aforementioned money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
